Department of Puns

Did you know bees are allergic to pollen? We know that because they develop hives!

Where did Noah keep the bees? In the ark-hive.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

I’ve started investing in stocks: beef, chicken, and vegetable. Someday, I hope I’ll be a bouillonaire.

If two vegetarians get in an argument, is it still called beef?

I was struggling to figure out how lightning works. Then it struck me.

What happens when a snowman throws a tantrum? He has a meltdown.

I never wanted to believe my friend was stealing from his job as a road worker. But the signs were all there.

When you clean out your vacuum cleaner, do you become a vacuum cleaner?